7 thoughts on “That time of year ya’ll can put away your lawn mowers and dig out snow shovels and plows… ya lucky bastards!”
Rakes and leaf blowers.
Do wives increase the life insurance policy payout in event of their husband’s death, just in time to take advantage of all those blokes busting a gut digging snow from the driveway in winter?
I’ll bet the curtains twitch while the missus is watching hubby’s face growing red with the extra exertion, while she’s checking to see if she and her younger boyfriend get to holiday in the sun this year. Or am I being uncharitable in my assumption of some women’s schemings?
Yup.
Nope.
now it’s rakes and leaf blowers, give it 2 months and it will be shovels and a snow blower. I got a nice electric start one myself. anything that takes 3 or more pulls to start doesn’t get started by me anymore. those days are behind me now.
a nice one by Ariens that makes short work of the driveway.
Fuck that, headed south
And it is still rakes and leaf blowers with continuation of mowing the grass but less often. Don’t forget if you have pine trees there is the constant cleanup of pine cones a dead branches that fall out of them.
Any leaves that came down after I cleared the yard 2 weeks ago are now snow covered and get to sit till May.
Rakes and leaf blowers.
Do wives increase the life insurance policy payout in event of their husband’s death, just in time to take advantage of all those blokes busting a gut digging snow from the driveway in winter?
I’ll bet the curtains twitch while the missus is watching hubby’s face growing red with the extra exertion, while she’s checking to see if she and her younger boyfriend get to holiday in the sun this year. Or am I being uncharitable in my assumption of some women’s schemings?
Yup.
Nope.
now it’s rakes and leaf blowers, give it 2 months and it will be shovels and a snow blower. I got a nice electric start one myself. anything that takes 3 or more pulls to start doesn’t get started by me anymore. those days are behind me now.
a nice one by Ariens that makes short work of the driveway.
Fuck that, headed south
And it is still rakes and leaf blowers with continuation of mowing the grass but less often. Don’t forget if you have pine trees there is the constant cleanup of pine cones a dead branches that fall out of them.
Any leaves that came down after I cleared the yard 2 weeks ago are now snow covered and get to sit till May.