Nah, I’m twisted and proud. Still think why make your plant based food taste like chicken or hamburger if your a vegan. Kind of defeats the purpose of acting like a vegan. Make them taste like dandelions and wild flowers so we know who they are when they fart.
Told my wife when I was living in Florida that I wanted to open a crematorium. Call it Southern Fried, either original or extra crispy. Have BOGO Tuesday’s and bring your own container. Personally, I want my ashes in a peanut butter jar with a little dab in the bottom. Everyone was to have a big old party and at the end, just flush me down the toilet with the rest of the crap.
And one of the best ones, if you’re a “lover of the young” (Pedo) and believe everyone should allow it, then you should allow me to have my wonderful belief.
Take you out into the swamp and drive a ten-penny nail through your Johnson onto a stump. I’ll give you a extremely dull knife and walk away. Gators got to eat you know.
**Twisted and Proud**
That’s a GOOD thing!
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“I ain’t broke, just badly bent” – The Tractors.
Nah, I’m twisted and proud. Still think why make your plant based food taste like chicken or hamburger if your a vegan. Kind of defeats the purpose of acting like a vegan. Make them taste like dandelions and wild flowers so we know who they are when they fart.
Told my wife when I was living in Florida that I wanted to open a crematorium. Call it Southern Fried, either original or extra crispy. Have BOGO Tuesday’s and bring your own container. Personally, I want my ashes in a peanut butter jar with a little dab in the bottom. Everyone was to have a big old party and at the end, just flush me down the toilet with the rest of the crap.
And one of the best ones, if you’re a “lover of the young” (Pedo) and believe everyone should allow it, then you should allow me to have my wonderful belief.
Take you out into the swamp and drive a ten-penny nail through your Johnson onto a stump. I’ll give you a extremely dull knife and walk away. Gators got to eat you know.
**Twisted and Proud**