Suddenly being arrested is a great option! Maybe include a little “resisting?” Posted on December 28, 2023 by CederQ H/T: TX2Guns… I know what he tries to do on a wild Saturday night…
Having worked with my share of female cops, I’d bet my rent money she’s either a raging dyke or a badge bunny who’s seen more meat than an Arby’s. Either way, that’s a definite no fly zone.
If she didn’t shoot or taze you I am sure she would have no problem kicking you square in the jimmies if you got within range.
I would make darn sure those funbags smothered me but good!
Fake but, taze me bitch
I’ve been really really really bad.
“She might get out her nightstick….and hurt me real, real bad…by the roadside…in a ditch…” – ZZTop
“Anything you say can be held against you.”
“TITS!”
Elmo you win innerwebz comment of the day
i bet her name is tracy and she’ll make detective quickly. pete.
a choke hold would be awesome.
HEY, LOOK!!! The word “POLICE” on her shirt can be read from the air!!!
More like a modern day Benny Hill show being filmed is my guess.
Having worked with my share of female cops, I’d bet my rent money she’s either a raging dyke or a badge bunny who’s seen more meat than an Arby’s.
Either way, that’s a definite no fly zone.
What he ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ said.
Don’t ask me how I know.
How does she shoot from a prone position?
She lies on top of me with my head between her tits.
In what dream has this manifested?
Dream?
A little high but that’s okay
Good to see you JL, a charter flight would be okay, yes?
Why the mask? Ruined it all!
If she didn’t shoot or taze you I am sure she would have no problem kicking you square in the jimmies if you got within range.