20 thoughts on “Striving For Perfection

      • Huh? I was incognito for a few days, I moved and had to wait until today for my interwebbed to be hooked up…

        • Nice… just being me…get it? “miss me’ i.e. shewtin atcha? Nevermind… glad to see you… lotsa fun with AnTrolly VaGino Del Fuctard ’round here… got highly entertaining a few poasts back…

          • Sorry Big, moved myself and still trying to recover from it. I am only at half mental ability… if I was ta commit some unspeakable commotion at a certain wop, I couldn’t be held liable or convicted because of diminished capacity.

    • I missed you! But I don’t think that holds much weight given our tempestuous relationship. 😂

      • Tempestuous? It is downright catatonic… Be still my heart, lust beckons, but Marines are forever,

        • Yikes! Guess I misjudged our relationship given that tempestuous and catatonic are on opposite sides of the spectrum.

          • Sometimes this boy needs a 2X4 clue bat… gotta give me a break, I just moved me and I haven’t fully recovered and I still have a kidney bleed… to say I am spotting is an understatement. Alas, it is heartening to know I have a tempestuous relationship.

            • Love you too bro! Prayers for your health problems. Yes I believe in prayer and the power that that induces.

              You have been a much enjoyed distraction from the absolute shit show of this fucked up world. Thank you.

              Do you need a sanitary napkin for that kidney bleed?! 😂. Seriously surprised that they let you travel so soon after major surgery.

              • You are quite welcome my Faire Lady… The docs didn’t have much say when I left Arkansas, it wasn’t for their lack of trying. They wanted me to stay and heal and I wasn’t having that, I couldn’t get out of Arkansas fast enough. I told ’em I was leaving and where to send all my chart notes, the pre and post op reports and any and all lab reports and any nursing reports. I will tell you a story about sanipads soon… by email.

  1. Cedrex, there is an infamous Arkansas duo that must have been checking up on your health for you to waddle away so fast. Are you afraid of Arkancide? I recently spent time in the ED and attached ward myself, after the Ambos picked me up. Although at times I’ve had my doubts, I always knew that I’d have women fawning over me! Okay, so they are nurses, but it’s a start.

    • You would not want me “fawning” over you Sir Johno, ‘cuz I would have in hand a syringe of Ativan, a syringe of Haldol as a chaser…

  2. Oh hell Cederq, sorry, I didn’t notice, I too have moved, seems tone a thing around here. But then I move every morning. I move my lazy ass out of it parking hole in the bed and work my way outside to ponder doing something constructive, Usually the pondering ends in failure.

  3. enn, when ya go outside to ponder, do you at least have your jockey shorts on? Or, is that way too much pondering after exiting the sleep pallet on your way out to ponder great and small things?

  4. CederqX, you were correct in the first sentence, no further detail required. I don’t know what those drugs are, anyway. The nurses gave me 2 hits of Fentanyl through the canula*, but it didn’t cut the pain much at all. George Floyd had me thinking it must be good stuff, pissweak compared to Tasmanian morphine for acute pain relief.

    • CederqX, I forgot to say what a useful medical tool that the canula is, especially for the patient, as well as the nurse.

    • Johno,
      Haldol (Haloperidol)Haloperidol, is a typical antipsychotic medication. Haloperidol is used in the treatment of schizophrenia, tics in Tourette syndrome, mania in bipolar disorder, delirium, agitation, acute psychosis, and hallucinations in alcohol withdrawal. It may be used by mouth or injection into a muscle or a vein. …
      Ativan (Lorazepam) Lorazepam, is a benzodiazepine medication. It is used to treat anxiety disorders, trouble sleeping, severe agitation, active seizures including status epilepticus, alcohol withdrawal, and chemotherapy-induced nausea and vomiting. It is also used during surgery to interfere with memory formation and to sedate those who are being mechanically …
      It is medication we gave to psych patients that were not in control, severe agitation and/or psychotic or ya pissed us off or bothered us at the nurse’s station…

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