9 thoughts on “Southerners love their truck.”

1. Hold on to your trucks, rednecks – the new ones ain’t crap.

   • Ain’t or are? The eternal question.

     • A redneck knows…

2. That ain’t a dent; it’s a battle scar.

3. Just realized girls are a lot more attractive with a southern accent.

   • You can “usually” trust a girl with a southern accent, ’cause if she was caught lying when she was younger, her daddy probably whupped that ass.

     • Georgia peaches are my favorite southern girls till the say bless your heart.

       • Yes, you’ve committed a fatal error if you deserve a “Bless yor hart”.

       • Yea, then it would probably be a good idea to run.

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