LMAO. Wife and I were in the throes of passion on our bed when a vibrating wand fell to the hardwood floor and immediately took off skittering across the floor like it had a mind of its own. Then 2 of our cats took off after it and we were laughing so hard there were tears in our eyes. Good times.
Something similar happened to me and the (ha) better half…
Way back when my daughter was still very young, we had gotten her a Tickle Me Elmo. While playing, she left it under one of our pillows without us knowing. Much later that night, when the kids went to bed and while we got freaky, just before…ummm…just before the magic moment, my hand landed on it and it blurted out “Haaa haaa haaa…That’s funny!”
With the laughter than ensued, it kinda killed the moment…we had to start all over again.
It’s all fun and games until somebody straps a V8 to one…
What’s with the guy in a dress & Viking helmet?
He’s there for you…
Coming from Valhalla?
LMAO. Wife and I were in the throes of passion on our bed when a vibrating wand fell to the hardwood floor and immediately took off skittering across the floor like it had a mind of its own. Then 2 of our cats took off after it and we were laughing so hard there were tears in our eyes. Good times.
Something similar happened to me and the (ha) better half…
Way back when my daughter was still very young, we had gotten her a Tickle Me Elmo. While playing, she left it under one of our pillows without us knowing. Much later that night, when the kids went to bed and while we got freaky, just before…ummm…just before the magic moment, my hand landed on it and it blurted out “Haaa haaa haaa…That’s funny!”
With the laughter than ensued, it kinda killed the moment…we had to start all over again.
Like to see the “Dildo Derby” gain traction.