What the hell is gonna happen when the other head gets married? It’ll be like a tag team wrestling match . Oh for gawd sakes I need a drink.
I can’t even imagine the hell of dealing with a two headed woman. Double the nagging, disagreements, pouting over stupid shit, emotional outbursts, etc. and then when they have disagreements with each other, and getting stuck in the middle of it.
Further, unlike the time (in my younger naievite) when I was involved with two certifiably crazy sisters – at their own suggestion, no less (yeah, it was simultaneously a realized fantasy and a nightmare) – these two can’t be separated and dealt with individually. I assume they share the same cycle, otherwise that dude will be saddled with double the suffering every month. And what happens when one is in the mood for some nookie, but the other isn’t? There’s no way I could handle all the weirdness of that situation.
Inquiring minds want to know: do they both orgasm simultaneously? That could be entertaining.
The stuff of nightmares right there!
That two headed lady’s grew up on the internet. Seen many of video’s of them. Think of the nightmare in their head if they disagree. Can’t get away from each other. Hell on earth for me.
She won’t do it, but her sister will…..
We sang that at Ft. Benning until a female officer heard it and ripped our corporal a new one.
Bwahahaha. ZZ Top for the win. Nicely played.
Is sex with them considered a “2.5” way?
Eric.
50% chance that one of them won’t have a headache…
The other will just be butthurt.
Shit…and twice the bitching when ragging.
Interesting times if one is into a particular sex act that the other despises….
So many potential pitfalls in this situation, I can barely wrap my head around it. They (the conjoined sisters) share a single reproductive system (right? Not sure if that has ever been revealed). If the other sister wants to get married, now both husbands are having to “share” the same body when getting busy. Seems to me this would be fraught with the risk of drawing in weird ass dudes with very odd sexual proclivities as their only pool of potential mates, as virtually no normal man is going to be down for that. What if hubby is going to town, and the sister he didn’t marry get’s her “big O” first? I can foresee thermonuclear levels of butthurt.
If a child is conceived, how do they determine the actual maternity? I mean, I assume (they) aren’t sterile, and while they share identical DNA, they are legally two separate people. I’m not asking all this to be cheeky, I legitimately wonder how the hell this stuff works out, because I know I could never make it in such an unconventional arrangement. Nor would I even care to try.
They are in fact identical twins(DNA too), conjoined sure, but any child born of that would be “theirs.” Just think if they had separated fully and had the same man impregnate them, the resulting offspring would be brothers/sisters, cousins, one woman would be mother/aunt the other aunt/mother…
What the hell is gonna happen when the other head gets married? It’ll be like a tag team wrestling match . Oh for gawd sakes I need a drink.
I can’t even imagine the hell of dealing with a two headed woman. Double the nagging, disagreements, pouting over stupid shit, emotional outbursts, etc. and then when they have disagreements with each other, and getting stuck in the middle of it.
Further, unlike the time (in my younger naievite) when I was involved with two certifiably crazy sisters – at their own suggestion, no less (yeah, it was simultaneously a realized fantasy and a nightmare) – these two can’t be separated and dealt with individually. I assume they share the same cycle, otherwise that dude will be saddled with double the suffering every month. And what happens when one is in the mood for some nookie, but the other isn’t? There’s no way I could handle all the weirdness of that situation.
Inquiring minds want to know: do they both orgasm simultaneously? That could be entertaining.
The stuff of nightmares right there!
That two headed lady’s grew up on the internet. Seen many of video’s of them. Think of the nightmare in their head if they disagree. Can’t get away from each other. Hell on earth for me.
She won’t do it, but her sister will…..
We sang that at Ft. Benning until a female officer heard it and ripped our corporal a new one.
Bwahahaha. ZZ Top for the win. Nicely played.
Is sex with them considered a “2.5” way?
Eric.
50% chance that one of them won’t have a headache…
The other will just be butthurt.
Shit…and twice the bitching when ragging.
Interesting times if one is into a particular sex act that the other despises….
So many potential pitfalls in this situation, I can barely wrap my head around it. They (the conjoined sisters) share a single reproductive system (right? Not sure if that has ever been revealed). If the other sister wants to get married, now both husbands are having to “share” the same body when getting busy. Seems to me this would be fraught with the risk of drawing in weird ass dudes with very odd sexual proclivities as their only pool of potential mates, as virtually no normal man is going to be down for that. What if hubby is going to town, and the sister he didn’t marry get’s her “big O” first? I can foresee thermonuclear levels of butthurt.
If a child is conceived, how do they determine the actual maternity? I mean, I assume (they) aren’t sterile, and while they share identical DNA, they are legally two separate people. I’m not asking all this to be cheeky, I legitimately wonder how the hell this stuff works out, because I know I could never make it in such an unconventional arrangement. Nor would I even care to try.
They are in fact identical twins(DNA too), conjoined sure, but any child born of that would be “theirs.” Just think if they had separated fully and had the same man impregnate them, the resulting offspring would be brothers/sisters, cousins, one woman would be mother/aunt the other aunt/mother…