4 thoughts on “So tie a 2X4 across your ass and plunge in…

  1. If you don’t feel adequate, find a woman with a tiny mouth…or hire a professional, they’ll make you feel like the top of the world for less thant he cost of a divorce.

    • Roger that, you can pick a fantasy body type, a LOT, for a less than the cost of a divorce, a LOT less.

  2. I dated a German gal once that rated our lovemaking sessions on a scale of 1 to 10.
    We were going at it doggie style once and I looked down and her starfish was winking at me and I thought what the hell. I yanked it out, spit on the end and drove it home.
    It was the highest rating she ever gave me, she started yelling “Nine! Nine! Nine!”

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