4 thoughts on “So tie a 2X4 across your ass and plunge in…”
If you don’t feel adequate, find a woman with a tiny mouth…or hire a professional, they’ll make you feel like the top of the world for less thant he cost of a divorce.
I would never get married again. I’ll just go to Vegas. It’s cheaper.
Roger that, you can pick a fantasy body type, a LOT, for a less than the cost of a divorce, a LOT less.
I dated a German gal once that rated our lovemaking sessions on a scale of 1 to 10.
We were going at it doggie style once and I looked down and her starfish was winking at me and I thought what the hell. I yanked it out, spit on the end and drove it home.
It was the highest rating she ever gave me, she started yelling “Nine! Nine! Nine!”
If you don’t feel adequate, find a woman with a tiny mouth…or hire a professional, they’ll make you feel like the top of the world for less thant he cost of a divorce.
I would never get married again. I’ll just go to Vegas. It’s cheaper.
Roger that, you can pick a fantasy body type, a LOT, for a less than the cost of a divorce, a LOT less.
I dated a German gal once that rated our lovemaking sessions on a scale of 1 to 10.
We were going at it doggie style once and I looked down and her starfish was winking at me and I thought what the hell. I yanked it out, spit on the end and drove it home.
It was the highest rating she ever gave me, she started yelling “Nine! Nine! Nine!”