They have no sense of humor.
Because it’s Election Season, every Swingin’ Dick and Fapping Lips politician here in Washington State is all over Twitter spouting their lies and promising to do shit that they and we both know they will never, ever do.
So I like to take these opportunities to throw a few jabs their way.
That No Good Snunch Patty Murray was blathering about how much work she has done to keep our lakes and waterways clean the other day and in between the gagging and trying to catch my breath, I told her to fill her pockets up with rocks and go take a swim.
No foul that time.
Well today, our Illustrious Gun Grabbing Pencil Necked Geek of an Attorney General announced he is running for Governor.
This little puke is a Shit Weasel of the Highest Order.
Need I say more?
This fucking asshole has spent the last decade or so throwing gun grabber bills at the wall like a cat trying to bury shit on a hot tin roof.
Unfortunately, several of them have stuck and become law.
Assault weapon ban, magazine ban, you name it.
In the meantime, crime of all kinds has absolutely fucking exploded.
The murder rate up in Seattle TRIPLED for one example.
Property and violent crime have also exploded so I’ll give you one guess as to what this anal wart is running on.
Today, I officially filed for Washington Governor. I know who I’m fighting for. I’m running to center the voice of every Washingtonian in state government. I will improve public safety and protect your rights. Join me.
https://twitter.com/BobFergusonAG/status/1787571809317277724
So when I saw that the first thing that came to mind was to reply to this affront to decency by telling him to step in front of a speeding bus.
Yeah well, Twitter didn’t like that so they suspended my account for a while.
Like I give a flying fuck.
Fuck him and fuck them.
I meant every word of it.
Twatter put me in jail for saying all those congressweasels who were cucking for the ukes should have been “slapped”.
I meant that too!
We need to be watching 360
I thought X was all free speech now. Guess some of the old staff is still around. Interesting to let Elon know what you posted and see what he ca do,
My daddy told me one time, that if I can’t make someone feel like an asshole,
Without using the word asshole, I was doing a lousy job.
Example:
I’ve noticed your face on the side of a lot of busses lately, here hoping to see you on the front of one soon.
But what do I know, I got kicked off of all google products for writing
“We see you google, and the internet never forgets.”
Your pal
Scott.
Guy looks like an underfed clone of Bill Gates.
I can’t imagine being on Xitter. The very few times I’ve gone there have left a bad taste in my mouth.
same mother, different father
Him and that hairlip Inslee need to be beaten in the public square. I’m sure those 2 got beat up in school all the time, so now they’re taking out their frustrations on all of us.
Let’s hope for a miracle and not have a Democr…I mean communist elected again.
if there’s a decent carpenter out there anywhere, it’s time to look at the plans evolved in France in the late 18th Century.
a bit bloody, but it might get the point across
I guess I’m just crude, but giving someone a quick tour of the town, at the end of a rope behind a horse just has an appeal to me. I’m betting Bruce Dern would make a good tour guide.
Note also that the rayciss Republicans just nominated a black man to run against pencil-neck Ferguson.
Should be interesting…
Badge of honor, been there a few times. It’s so piss poor there these days soon I will attempt the coup de grah
Sideshow Bob, as we call him here in Wa is a wretched man. He spent a LOT of time ginning up lawsuits against the Trump admin and wasted time with trivial crap and stupid lawmaking. Unfortunately, Semi Bird, the Republican candidate, in place of Dave Reichert, a very popular former King County sheriff, and showing the typical Republican party disarray, has a checkered background of family embezzlement, infidelity, and other things, though from long ago.
Well, maybe we can toss back at the Dems the same crap we got under Obama – the ONLY reason you would not vote for Bird is his race! Can’t cotton to seeing a black man in Olympia, can ya?
Other than that we’ll likely get Turd Ferguson…