49 thoughts on “PSA, blame WDS for this… y’all love fat girls now.

  1. If we had known what trouble it would of caused us. Then we would of picked the frigging cotton ourselves!

  2. I knew All I was Ever Gonna know about that video was going to come from the comments when I saw Lizzo and shower.

  3. You bastard. Its like the car accident you are driving by, gotta take a peak for no apparent reason.

    • nope, but you could render the fat and make a few hundred candles I bet. not that I would want the job ! but to show something like this is pure evil. we all could go thru life without knowing that.
      and no. I did not watch it. one look and I just knew better

  4. Phil,
    After seeing a couple of your latest posts, I have only one question:

    Are you okay?

  5. Cederq, that sheila needs directions to go visit a certain fellow Bustednuckles commenter, living in a secret lair on a mountaintop somewhere in Alaska.
    If she wears a fur coat, either he’s gonna nail a surprisingly easy to skin Grizzly sow, or the resident Sasquatch males are gonna have themselves a good time. Same for her the entire winter, and she won’t need to carry any food to live on with all that fat to work off!

  6. problem is, she really believes she’s beautiful🐷
    the new marketing campaigns have chosen to elevate unhealthy, slovenly food addicts into the new beautiful….i, for one, aint buyin it! and everybody but the easter hogs of the hood sees right through the bullshit and blubber!

  7. a)
    The spokes-model for grotesque obesity used the word ‘big’… apparently so nobody gets the wrong idea that is ‘normal’.
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    b)
    A popular meme has a young lady saying:
    * “I think Lizzo is so beautiful!”
    Her male companion replies:
    * “You remind me of Lizzo!”…
    …at which point, the young lady gets angry at her male companion.

  8. I can’t unsee that. Reminds me of a patient encounter. I was asked to insert a Foley catheter in a patient where two nurses had already failed in their attempt. Went in the room and assessed the situation. Morbidly obese patient bigger than Lizzo but the same color. Abdominal apron nearly concealing the mons pubis. Put the patient in the trendelenburg position (head of bed lowered, feet elevated) so that gravity would help displace some of the mass. Had a nurse on either side of her jack her legs up and back. Now I had to wrestle what seemed to be about 15lbs of pubic fat up and out of the way to get to the intended target, the urethra. Had to work quickly, for now her massive breasts were straddling her neck and I was worried that she would choke out. Success! Mission accomplished. But what a physical workout.

    Improvise, adapt and overcome.

    The things I’ve seen, the things I’ve done.

    • We’ve missed your comments, Miss Sandy, but could have done without that word picture. Cederq should put a rating symbol beside any medical stuff that you nurses like to disgust each other with. I know it’s relevant to humanity, but yuck!
      Hey, I’m a big fat pig myself at 102kg/179cm, I can get away with ‘fatty’ comments about some people like the creator of this video, but I just can’t imagine how anyone can live like that. They have chosen a slow form of suicide, but it affects other people too, does anyone willingly share space on crowded public transportation with them, especially in hot humid weather conditions.
      The main protagonists in the Fight Club novel/movie could make a lot of beauty soap cakes out of Lizzo. She is displaying self delusion in calling herself ‘pretty’. Pretty hefty, yes.

  9. “All things considered, fat people use more soap.”

    They neglected to say how OFTEN they use the soap…

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