6 thoughts on “Piss or get off the pot…”

  2. I made a few bucks by cleaning restrooms at the bar next to the body shop I worked at. Finding poo on the ceiling in the mens room wasn’t the problem. The women’s room? It was at least possible. The writing in the women’s room was far nastier. Finding a pile next to a toilet was Way too much of a regular thing. I didn’t need that money bad enough to stay with that job.
    The men’s room was just basic stuff. Mop the floor, chuck a cake in the pisser, it’s done.. Yeah, those cute little things that act so sweet are The Nastiest things.

  3. There was a turd on the ceiling in the elementary scruel bathroom one day. We hunted up the custodian, and he was incredulous. I couldn’t figure out how you could do that without getting crap on yourself. Grossed me out. I don’t know how he got it off there…

  4. I once read about a graffito in a college bathroom that said, ” Anyone can piss on the floor, but it takes a real man to shit on the ceiling.”
    Under that, someone had penned, “Not really. It’s just a matter of sufficient pressure, correct viscosity, and a good ass-up aim.”
    College has changed, man.

  5. I saw that written on the ceiling of a toilet in East Glacier Nat. Park as a kid in the 70’s. Naturally I looked up and it certainly looked like some had attempted and succeeded.

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