Please keep our Co Host and foot loose friend Cederq in your prayers today as he prepares to hitch up and haul ass farther West again today.

He has a long haul in front of him.

God Speed and Fair Winds behind you pal.

Here’s what I have to say to that lying piece of shit Commie brain dead motherfucker,

Wish in one hand and shit in the other.

See which one gets full quicker.

Why does any American need a thirty round magazine he asks?

To protect ourselves against wannabe tyrannical cocksuckers like you.

That’s why.

Fuck You, Fuck every gun grabbing maggot like you and fuck every stupid sonofabitch who falls for your bullshit.

There are over 500 million guns in this country right fucking now you dumb bastard.

Even in your moistest fever dreams you would never get a quarter of them if you tried.

Evidently your handlers think we are too stupid to recognize the pattern of wind up toys and false flags coming down like clockwork.

Apparently their memories are as short as their dicks too.

The last time you stupid fucking Democrats pulled this shit you got hammered in the next election.

I suppose since you are well aware that it is going to happen again this time anyway you figure you have nothing to lose.

As far as I’m concerned the quicker the Democratic Party ceases to exist, the better.

Keep fucking that chicken Joe and tell Barack Obama that we know.

Oh yes we know, you cocksucker.

Ten years ago to the day actually, I screwed the lid back on the whiskey bottle and walked away from it.

I pounded my left thumb with a hammer, again.

Trying to knock a bearing out of a tube locked in a vise at work using a long rod, the hammer glanced off the end and I whacked my thumb traveling right to left.

Oh it hurt a bit but then it started bleeding.

And Bleeding.

And Bleeding some more.

There was a trail of blood across the floor to the garbage can and then all over the insides.

Oh there were the words too.

I was basically Speaking In Tongues at that point.

No cracks about the dirty nails, I work for a living.

Split that motherfucker WIDE OPEN and peeled it back from the knuckle.

Of course I was at work.

Of Course they had to call an EMT.

Of course there was four thousand pages of paperwork and a trip to the bathroom to pee in a little cup.

Then they wouldn’t even let me drive myself up to Urgent Care to get it sewn up.

Oh no, gotta ride up in an ambulance with the EMT.

He gets with six blocks of the joint and his little traffic alert thing rerouted him and we wound up a mile and a half away from where we needed to be, in downtown, until he finally discovers that what I have been telling him since he turned off was right and we had to turn around and go 24 blocks back the way we had just came from.

I’m really fucking glad I wasn’t having a heart attack.

He drops me off and then it’s more paperwork and a two hour wait to get seen.

Xrays, the works.

Finally some lady comes in and cleans the thing up and it starts bleeding anew.

More gauze. Then some lady doctor comes in, takes one look at it and says she doesn’t sew so good so out she goes and ten minutes later another lady comes in.

Young, from Tennessee, we had a great conversation while she was working me over.

I have split that thumb open before with a hammer, to the point you could see the bone.

Even then it only got like 6 stitches.

I told her she needed to sew this thing shut tight.

So she did.

I now have a new personal best for that thumb.

Nine freaking stitches.

Then this on top of it.

Oh, and another Tetanus shot because I can never remember when I had the last one.

Fuck me.

When they got all done they patted me on the ass and pointed me to the door.

No pain relief, just instructions to keep it clean and dry.

Yeah, those numbing shots are wearing off and this thing is already starting to throb like a sick chicken’s ass.

It’s gonna be a long night.

Then it’s back to work tomorrow.

This kinda shit may slow me down but it sure as hell isn’t going to stop me.