From Sandy, I know I can relate and have cleaned up patients at the hospital that were in for the colon prep due to medical instability…. This is a shared experience.

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I found this so funny, I just had to share.  Was sent to me by a friend who found it on Facebook.   Given Irish’s recent “adventure”, I thought you might enjoy it as well.  Having had several colonoscopies myself, I can certainly relate.

Enjoy!

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked…

12:05 pm: It’s time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR.  It’s suppose to be grape flavored but it’s becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anything grape in their life. You are already regretting this decision.

12:06 pm: You eat a handful of chips, It’s going to turn to liquid form before it even clears your throat but you don’t care. All is right in the world at this moment. Hold on to that. You’re about to enter a very dark period in your life.

12:37 pm: First sign of life. The pressure is growing. You already have 5 lbs of impacted crap in your colon and you basically just drank the “safe for humans” version of Drano. You feel a poop coming on finally. You think it’s time. You’re wrong. You get a little snake turd as a teaser.

Take note…this is the last semi-solid thing you will see leaving your body for the next 24 hours.

12:57 pm: That little science experiment you got cooking is about to reach it’s boiling point. Your stomach is angry now. It hates you…you can feel it. You have exactly .3 seconds to make it to the nearest toilet but you can’t run… NEVER run! You pray to god there is enough elasticity in your butthole to keep the gates closed 5 more steps as you start to preemptively undo your pants to save valuable time. Almost there. 3…2…1…

12:58 pm: Sweet Mary, mother of God…is this real life? Your cheeks barely hit the seat and all hell breaks loose. The crap/ water mixture you’ve just created comes out with such force that it actually sprays the back of the toilet bowl at a 45 degree angle thus deflecting it in every direction but down.

Is that blood?

False alarm.

That’s just the remnants of a cherry pie you ate at Thanksgiving…when you were 5. The smell is horrid…the sound is frightening. You try to clench whats left of your butthole to soften the blow but it’s not working. The whole house just heard your liquid fart as it gurgled out of your butt.

1:06 pm- 8:30 pm: Everything’s a blur. You have crapped out everything you have ever eaten since the day you were born, everything your ancestors have ever eaten since the early 1800’s, and your butt now feels like you have a flaming hot Cheeto and the tears of a thousand Jalapeno seeds stuck in it.

You’re now curled up in the bathtub crying because you have to remain within arm’s reach of the toilet at all times. You have the poop sweats.

You meet Jesus.

8:37 pm: You’re broken.

Your butthole is  broken.

Your spirit’s broken.

Life as you know it will never be the same. But…tomorrow’s a new day. You’re going to wake up, throw on the only remaining pair of underwear have and you’re going to run up to Walmart with the last shred of dignity you have left…and buy yourself a new toilet brush. You’ve earned it ..

Circling The Drain

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We are already in a Recession.

It’s going to get much, much, worse.

There is so much bad happening right this very minute that it’s kind of hard to be worrying about what’s still coming but I believe that forewarned is forearmed.

Now, on top of all of the food processing plant fires in the recent past, I just stumbled on this.

Before anyone jumps my ass about the source, I am just putting this out there.

I have done zero other research and can’t verify this information.

Perhaps someone with more time or who is closer to these locations can verify it.

However, if true, it points to a concerted effort to intentionally destroy even more of the food supply available.

CORRECTION 60-70 TONS OF FROZEN FOOD DESTROYED DUE TO SUSPICIOUS MULTIPLE FREEZER FAILURES IN BILLINGS AND LAUREL MONTANA ,SAMS CLUB/COSTCO/WALMART:THERES NO BACK STOCK AVAILABLE TO REPLENISH WHAT SOEVERSteve,

I know you’ll get this info out to the people who will listen.

Today around 4pm I received a call from my source at the Billings Regional Landfill that Sam’s Club was unloading now their 3rd roll off truck full of frozen foods. The full load dumped and destroyed was roughly 40-50 TONS of frozen food. This was all being monitored for full destruction at the landfill. Apparently their main Freezer went out over night due to a Freon leak and the exhaust vent was pumping hot air in. This was also confirmed by another source who works for an answering service here in town that takes the repair company calls.

Roughly 30 minutes later i get a text from the same Call Service source stating they recieved a repair call for Costco because their big meat cooler had been down for an unknown amount of time and they were also loading up product to dispose of. Im waiting to hear back from a contact at Costco to see how much was lost.

Then around 6pm I get a call from a friend who has inside info on the walmart in Laurel, MT (only 12 minites outside billings city limits) saying they also had a freezer fail and we loading up 20 tons of “spoiled food” into roll off trucks to destroy.

Then around 6:45pm my landfill source got a call about a fire on the trash pile (the same pile all the food was sent to). This fire was burning hot and black. We have been watching them put it out for almost 2 hours now.
“Now do you think any of this food will be replenished’? Do you think they will be sending more food to the biggest city in Montana? My guess is not. If they do it will be nowhere near the amount to recover the loss. SQ-PICTURE OF LAND FILL FIRE HAS BEEN SENT TO ME AND WILL UPDATE!MEN IN SUITS OVERSEEING DESTRUCTION OF FOOD -BOTH ON SITES AND AT DUMP!

Followed up by this, with the same publishing source,

After 30+ Years as a refrigeration service tech,Montana Refrigeration Failure-Multiple freezer failures, almost simultaneously…. highly improbable… and mostly impossible!…I can tell you…
THIS IS STEAMY BS!!!!

ALL freezers have high temp alarm systems, connected to alarm companies.
I’ve NEVER been in a large commercial freezer that had a forced vent system to outside air….a failed electric defrost termination control and continuous operation of evaporator fans… maybe…
Also.. larger systems are required to have refrigerant leak alarms.
Multiple freezer failures, almost simultaneously…. highly improbable… and mostly impossible!
MANY safety protocols would need to be breached.
THIS WAS A DIRECT ATTACK!!!!
Frozen food is the weakest link in the chain.
As a side note… the box stores and large grocery chains usually have service contracts with national affiliated contractors.
Service response is generally required within 3 hrs or less.
In the event of unrepairable systems, refrigerated semi trailers are brought in and the product moved.
Also… commercial freezers run at 20+ below zero to minimize frosting… Think about how many hours would be required to defrost that much product, to where refreezing is not allowed… +10°.
NOTE: The total value of the product plus all disposal costs are covered by insurance.
I smell an inside corporate RAT!!! UPDATE ONE-Hi Steve,
Our Walmart in Manchester Iowa lost their refrigeration late last night. I stopped by to get something about 1900 our time, and most of the coolers and shelves were cleared of everything. I didn’t think much of it until my wife looked at your website and saw the story you posted about the cooler situations in Montana.
Interesting…
B-in Iowa

Like I said, grain of salt, trust but verify etc.

Still, if true, 50 TONS of frozen food is no small amount.

Would I put it past someone to be doing this intentionally?

Let me ask you a question to answer that.

Has anyone really come up with good explanations why all those processing plants mysteriously went up in flames one after another?

The answer to both is NO.