
That is what I be!



Fucking kid takes my shit without asking all the time.
Not only does it piss me off, it drives me crazy because I’m old and can’t remember if I did something with it or finally decide he walked off with it.
My phone charger disappeared one too many times.
He just takes the Wall Wart and leaves the damn cord. That’s how I know he took it.
The Wifely Unit threw a damn fit when I super glued it to the power strip next to my chair.
I still have that fucker and I will GUARANTEE you that he has been through at least a dozen since.



Edited to add,
HIGH GEAR.

Couldn’t help myself Buddy.



























As a matter of fact, I’m really damn sure that I would have turned around and Butt Stroked that stupid fucker right in the teeth.























