I dunno who you are but God Bless ya.

I mean really?

Just because we shattered the high temp record today by 3 degrees doesn’t mean I should be hiding in the house with the A/C on does it?

Fuck yes it does.

I got nothing to prove to nobody at this point in my life.

It is currently 96 degrees out, the record for this date was 93.

Al Gore must have a boner.

And yeah yeah, all you poor bastards down in Texas and shit can laugh all you want at us pussies up here in the Pacific North West.

Anything over 95 around here will start killing old folks who don’t have air conditioning.

We ain’t used to that shit.

Four minutes long, the first two minutes look like a giant plasma generator.

Turn the volume up.