This is how it works.
Black And Decker Pecker Wrecker
I laughed so hard I snorted.
Cook?
I don’t cook, I suck dick!
Then you see the braces.
OMG…
It’s their day…

For the wimmins…

Ubers suck… Blood.

Is that boo cup?

Old Truck Tuesday




















Yes, Godfather.

Evil day ween…


Guys Rule too…

Death Hack.

The Stink Of Desperation
While I was up doing my thrice weekly Cardio Rehab Torture Session I got a freaking text from the DeSantis campaign.
I’m sure it was one of those phone texts that nobody reads responses to but I couldn’t help myself.

Give it up dude.
You were an Also Ran before you got started.
How To Start A Fire With A Hammer And Anvil
Gunday Monday
My humble submissions for Gunday XI. Enjoy! Contributed by Don’t mind me and Wild, wild West.
Don’t mind me’s contribution:


















WWW’s contribution:









Because I haven’t had my third cup yet.
