I don’t know who wrote it or who sings it, I found it HERE, but it’s pretty damn accurate.

My brother and me out in his garage building new speaker enclosures for me and my brother has an old bed spread on the floor for his dog, Jennie, a Pit Bull/Basset Hound mix. Jennie and Guido curled up to sleep while we measured three times and cut twice. Jennie is the sweetest, well mannered dog and even tolerates Guido being growly and snappy toward her. It was a cute pic so my brother Eric took it.