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6)

9)

65(my age))

70(Igor’s Age)

4 moles)

7.56(Dmm’s hat size))

8)

14)

Why?)

19)

1.2 pico seconds, Deathray’s attention span)

20)


42)

3.14)

7,116)

2)

10)

.038)

1)

6)

6)

9)

65(my age))

70(Igor’s Age)

4 moles)

7.56(Dmm’s hat size))

8)

14)

Why?)

19)

1.2 pico seconds, Deathray’s attention span)

20)




At this point my distrust isn’t even quantifiable.
For those who don’t know or don’t remember, I grew up with the Viet Nam War on the television every fucking night.
Even back then I knew I was being lied to.




Hell froze over!

Yet.
So I can throw it in the drawer with the half dozen other tape measurers I do already have.
Gotta admit it’s pretty clever though.
Bet ya dollar I still cut a board too short and crooked.
























