Sent in by a mouthy, asshole par excellence Patriot, whom you know well.
“Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.”
H.L.Mencken
We are a Republic!
Politically Correct? What is that?

I don’t now, I embrace them!

Dear Ford Motor Company…
Large displacement V-8 engine, 5 speed manual transmission,4 wheel drive, roll up windows with wing windows and air conditioning,
Leave the rest of your electronic garbage on the floor where it belongs, don’t even put a freakin’ radio in it.
Spartan is the word and the name.
You won’t be able to keep up with the demand. Guaranteed to sell millions.

I absolutely love this.
Send me $5 dollars and I will administer the test.

For you coffee snobs and computer geeks… I joined this club way back…

We can credit coffee-craving inventors for creating the first webcam. In the early 1990s, computer scientists working at the University of Cambridge grew tired of trekking to the office kitchen for a cup of joe only to find the carafe in need of a refill. The solution? They devised a makeshift digital monitor — a camera that uploaded three pictures per minute of the coffee maker to a shared computer network — to guarantee a fresh pot of coffee was waiting the moment their mugs emptied. By November 1993, the in-house camera footage made its internet debut, and viewers from around the globe tuned in to watch the grainy, real-time recording. The world’s first webcam generated so much excitement that computer enthusiasts even traveled to the U.K. lab to see the setup in real life. In 2003, the coffee pot sold at auction for nearly $5,000.
No different from an upside down flag signaling distress or an emergency.

Still is…

If You Know, You Know
Rest In Peace my man.
And The Wife Gets Mad When You Do It
I’ve heard “You Didn’t Need To Do That” a thousand freakin’ times.

My Old Man used to call it “Piddle Fartin’ Around”.
Stupid shit like oiling all the wood handles on your gardening tools once every year, you guys know what I’m talking about.
B a cantaloupe…

It isn’t country music their playing now.

It is an art…

Future Politician, Guaranteed
They are already grooming him.