I don’t give a shit if are or are not acting. Join the Schitt family.
“ THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth.
Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt;
Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt;
And another son, Bull Schitt,
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers,
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt
and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
Now my friends you can proudly proclaim,
“I know the true story of Jack Schitt!”
Now the Schitt family might sound a little humorous to a few of you but like I said I have maintained this information in my files for historical purposes.
The fact that my wife sometimes calls me “Full-of Schitt” goes to show you that she doesn’t know what she talking about.
THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth.
Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt;
Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt;
And another son, Bull Schitt,
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers,
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt
and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
Now my friends you can proudly proclaim,
“I know the true story of Jack Schitt!”
Now the Schitt family might sound a little humorous to a few of you but like I said I have maintained this information in my files for historical purposes.
The fact that my wife sometimes calls me “Full-of Schitt” goes to show you that she doesn’t know what she talking about.
Thanks, I’m stealing this.
“Shit Happens” first hit my radar in the (mid, late?) 80’s, on a red, rat, ’68 Camaro (it had side marker lights) passing me on I-8, Grossmont summit, La Mesa (San Diego) heading west. At 1st I laughed, later I was all “no it doesn’t! There’s free will, reasons, influences, probabilities, the Second Law of Thermodynamics, Karma, Murphy! Shit doesn’t JUST happen!!
Well, years later, I realize, Satan and his minion’s make SHIT happen. Although, I acknowledge, a good bit is self induced. YMMV
I don’t give a shit if are or are not acting. Join the Schitt family.
“ THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth.
Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt;
Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt;
And another son, Bull Schitt,
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers,
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt
and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
Now my friends you can proudly proclaim,
“I know the true story of Jack Schitt!”
Now the Schitt family might sound a little humorous to a few of you but like I said I have maintained this information in my files for historical purposes.
The fact that my wife sometimes calls me “Full-of Schitt” goes to show you that she doesn’t know what she talking about.
THE STORY OF JACK SCHITT
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth.
Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt;
Two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt;
And another son, Bull Schitt,
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers,
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Holy Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt
and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
Now my friends you can proudly proclaim,
“I know the true story of Jack Schitt!”
Now the Schitt family might sound a little humorous to a few of you but like I said I have maintained this information in my files for historical purposes.
The fact that my wife sometimes calls me “Full-of Schitt” goes to show you that she doesn’t know what she talking about.
Thanks, I’m stealing this.
“Shit Happens” first hit my radar in the (mid, late?) 80’s, on a red, rat, ’68 Camaro (it had side marker lights) passing me on I-8, Grossmont summit, La Mesa (San Diego) heading west. At 1st I laughed, later I was all “no it doesn’t! There’s free will, reasons, influences, probabilities, the Second Law of Thermodynamics, Karma, Murphy! Shit doesn’t JUST happen!!
Well, years later, I realize, Satan and his minion’s make SHIT happen. Although, I acknowledge, a good bit is self induced. YMMV