6 thoughts on “Or your balls itch or need to be re-positioned…”
How does a chick know her new boyfriend is a mechanic?
All of his Tighty Whities have a big black greasy spot right in the front of the waist band.
True story.
I had been working on the front end of my ’57, it needed new ball joints and I was replacing them and doing regular lube on all the joints.
After I got done, I left the Base Auto Hobby shop to go out on a date with my future wife. When she was nuzzling me, she asked me what lotion I was wearing – I didn’t do lotion or anything else at the time, so I sniffed myself, and I smelled the grease I had been using.
So, I told her, “Essence of Lithium Grease”. She thought I was being funny. BUt, it really DID smell halfway decent! Joke’s on her,,,
Anyway, I can ignore the itch, but let the nose run. As for peeing, I hold it as long as I can…
TMI Igor, TMI… I don’t want to think of someone nuzzling you.
C’mon, CederQ, you can take it.
Man up!
What’s the difference between a mechanic and a parts man?
How does a chick know her new boyfriend is a mechanic?
All of his Tighty Whities have a big black greasy spot right in the front of the waist band.
True story.
I had been working on the front end of my ’57, it needed new ball joints and I was replacing them and doing regular lube on all the joints.
After I got done, I left the Base Auto Hobby shop to go out on a date with my future wife. When she was nuzzling me, she asked me what lotion I was wearing – I didn’t do lotion or anything else at the time, so I sniffed myself, and I smelled the grease I had been using.
So, I told her, “Essence of Lithium Grease”. She thought I was being funny. BUt, it really DID smell halfway decent! Joke’s on her,,,
Anyway, I can ignore the itch, but let the nose run. As for peeing, I hold it as long as I can…
TMI Igor, TMI… I don’t want to think of someone nuzzling you.
C’mon, CederQ, you can take it.
Man up!
What’s the difference between a mechanic and a parts man?
A mechanic washes his hands before he pees.
Every time.