6 thoughts on “Or your balls itch or need to be re-positioned…

  1. How does a chick know her new boyfriend is a mechanic?
    All of his Tighty Whities have a big black greasy spot right in the front of the waist band.

  2. True story.

    I had been working on the front end of my ’57, it needed new ball joints and I was replacing them and doing regular lube on all the joints.

    After I got done, I left the Base Auto Hobby shop to go out on a date with my future wife. When she was nuzzling me, she asked me what lotion I was wearing – I didn’t do lotion or anything else at the time, so I sniffed myself, and I smelled the grease I had been using.

    So, I told her, “Essence of Lithium Grease”. She thought I was being funny. BUt, it really DID smell halfway decent! Joke’s on her,,,

    Anyway, I can ignore the itch, but let the nose run. As for peeing, I hold it as long as I can…

  3. What’s the difference between a mechanic and a parts man?

    A mechanic washes his hands before he pees.

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