When life gives you lemons, just choke ’em down. Eat ’em whole. Don’t break eye contact, skin, pulp, seeds, and all. When life sees you ain’t taking that shit anymore, maybe life will stop being such an asshole.
When life gives you lemons, throw them in the freezer. When they’re frozen solid, launch them sumbitches at the twatwaffle who gave them to you in the first place.
When life gives you lemons … sell them and buy bacon.
When life gives you lemons, just choke ’em down. Eat ’em whole. Don’t break eye contact, skin, pulp, seeds, and all. When life sees you ain’t taking that shit anymore, maybe life will stop being such an asshole.
When life gives you lemons, throw them in the freezer. When they’re frozen solid, launch them sumbitches at the twatwaffle who gave them to you in the first place.