5 thoughts on “Of course candy corn is sweetened wax…”
Marines excluded.
Candy corn is made with corn syrup and is fat free. What they aren’t telling you is that when your body metabolizes it, what it doesn’t immediately use is stored in your body as fat.
Works great in wrist rockets.
Candy corn is amongst the most worthless, disgusting shit that exists amongst Halloween candy. It doesn’t even taste good. And there are many high ranking candidates in that field worthy to be so criticized.
I enjoy it enough to eat some at least once or twice during the season, and I ain’t no Marine … I was Army.
Marines excluded.
Candy corn is made with corn syrup and is fat free. What they aren’t telling you is that when your body metabolizes it, what it doesn’t immediately use is stored in your body as fat.
Works great in wrist rockets.
Candy corn is amongst the most worthless, disgusting shit that exists amongst Halloween candy. It doesn’t even taste good. And there are many high ranking candidates in that field worthy to be so criticized.
I enjoy it enough to eat some at least once or twice during the season, and I ain’t no Marine … I was Army.