11 thoughts on “Now you know, Filthie has known for ages…”
Nope, just honking or right away
For not or dam siree
I stink.
Therefore I yam…
I always just called them anal burps.
Glen Filthie’s ignito-blasts are the cause of the Canadian fires. He needs to bottle’em and put on his reload bench.
There should be a disclaimer in small print that reads “* never trust a fart.” Apparently I’ve reached the age where trust of my sphincter is misplaced. But then my 5 year old nephew had one touching cloth the other day, because he thought he was “just going to fart.” Oops.
Bingo!
That’s what Jack Nicholson said in Bucket List
I was once told that farts are merely the ghosts of the food we eat.
Q: Whay do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy ’em too!
Filthie is a wise sage, sorta…
A fart is an impassioned plea for release by a captive turd.
Nope, just honking or right away
For not or dam siree
I stink.
Therefore I yam…
I always just called them anal burps.
Glen Filthie’s ignito-blasts are the cause of the Canadian fires. He needs to bottle’em and put on his reload bench.
There should be a disclaimer in small print that reads “* never trust a fart.” Apparently I’ve reached the age where trust of my sphincter is misplaced. But then my 5 year old nephew had one touching cloth the other day, because he thought he was “just going to fart.” Oops.
Bingo!
That’s what Jack Nicholson said in Bucket List
I was once told that farts are merely the ghosts of the food we eat.
Q: Whay do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy ’em too!
Filthie is a wise sage, sorta…
A fart is an impassioned plea for release by a captive turd.