18 thoughts on “Now Go Buy A Lottery Ticket Dumbass”
Oof. That guy just narrowly avoided getting an unwanted “bottom surgery”
Reminds me of my last marrage….
Looks like he’s probably already reproduced.
Nearly went off “Half-cocked”
That’s funny shit right thar Jim
Every day I wonder why we’re at the top of the food chain.
and that is why I never liked those little ,light weight saws. I have a old cast iron monster made by Craftsman back in 1952 or somewhere close to that.
bought from a widow back in 1970 as a kid. my Dad had to come with me before
she would sell it to me. Dad gave a bunch of shit before he saw it.
then he assured her I would never use it alone (right)
we built a lot with that saw in the next few years. I learned how to make boxes/cabinets and old Dad was glad I bought it. most of the time. but when the electric bill came it,,, I did replace the bearing about 20 years ago, I think it was.
still cuts true though. to move it, you have to take it apart or have like 1-2 guys help move it. I put casters after moving up here. I can push it in place to run it
like rip long boards/plywood if need be.
watching others use power tools and I often wonder how in the hell did they live this long ?
I’ve had close calls but nothing like that, holy smokes
And he walks around the saw and looks, stupefied I might add, at the saw how did that happen.
If my eyes aren’t screwing with me, I’m sure I saw a cut in his shorts. I don’t think it was a crease, it was a cut.
For once in his life he is glad he has a little dick.
Lol the best one yet.
Never thot that was an advantage but now it is. I know that does not apply to you Phil, Curry’s theorum and all. Will have to splain it to you some day.
LOL Phil.
I was taught to never stand directly behind the blade
A case of “Hold still, sir. Thank you Madam” …
Wreak?
Good place for the glasses, only uses them to pee I guess.
Oof. That guy just narrowly avoided getting an unwanted “bottom surgery”
Reminds me of my last marrage….
Looks like he’s probably already reproduced.
Nearly went off “Half-cocked”
That’s funny shit right thar Jim
Every day I wonder why we’re at the top of the food chain.
and that is why I never liked those little ,light weight saws. I have a old cast iron monster made by Craftsman back in 1952 or somewhere close to that.
bought from a widow back in 1970 as a kid. my Dad had to come with me before
she would sell it to me. Dad gave a bunch of shit before he saw it.
then he assured her I would never use it alone (right)
we built a lot with that saw in the next few years. I learned how to make boxes/cabinets and old Dad was glad I bought it. most of the time. but when the electric bill came it,,, I did replace the bearing about 20 years ago, I think it was.
still cuts true though. to move it, you have to take it apart or have like 1-2 guys help move it. I put casters after moving up here. I can push it in place to run it
like rip long boards/plywood if need be.
watching others use power tools and I often wonder how in the hell did they live this long ?
I’ve had close calls but nothing like that, holy smokes
And he walks around the saw and looks, stupefied I might add, at the saw how did that happen.
If my eyes aren’t screwing with me, I’m sure I saw a cut in his shorts. I don’t think it was a crease, it was a cut.
For once in his life he is glad he has a little dick.
Lol the best one yet.
Never thot that was an advantage but now it is. I know that does not apply to you Phil, Curry’s theorum and all. Will have to splain it to you some day.
LOL Phil.
I was taught to never stand directly behind the blade
A case of “Hold still, sir. Thank you Madam” …
Wreak?
Good place for the glasses, only uses them to pee I guess.