29 thoughts on “Nothing better, even better than morning sex…”
Maybe ya just need to pound back a bottle of cheap whisky and a bottle of viagra, Cederq! HAR HAR HAR!!!!
I should do that – and then proudly walk around the old stubfarts proudly showing off my rocket and making their women swoon…
It would be worth 30 days in the can! 🙂
I love that automated avatar I got on the blog too! He looks like he’s ready to spew and die any second!
Even with my age/memory, I remember nothing is better than morning sex or afternoon sex or evening sex or night sex or…….
Agreed. Tree Mike. Pumpkin pie is a distant 55th…
There’s only two types of sex.
Good sex and great sex.
I beg to differ with ya Nemo, there are three forms. Slack, limp, uninspired sex and you wondering if you should stop and perform advanced cardiac life support or shoot your wad and reach down and hustle into your trousers and just leave without a backwards glance…
I dunno; the worst I ever had was pretty good….
For you or her?
If you have to ask, you’re still a virgin.
Richard Pryor’s character Mudfoot had a different take. Only two kids of p***y – your first and your last. The rest in between is all gravy …
he needs to find a better sex partner if damn pie is better than the sex he is getting.
Pumpkin pie?!?!?!? Yeeeech.
Now maybe blueberry or cherry pie. Even apple.
“Pumpkin pie is just an excuse to eat nutmeg”—Garrison Keillor
Black Bottom pie, hands down!
NO WHIPPED CREAM? That’s illegal in most states.
Kid, BARF! That ruins anything whipped cream is put on!
Pumpkin pie with no whipped cream?
The only sex I can compare that to is the kind you have all by yourself.
Hopefully that’s pumpkin and not sweet potato.
It’s subliminal messaging, guys: CederQ is bragging that he eats pie in the AM.
/take-the-hint
SMDH
Mike_C, why are you referring to Salem Memorial District Hospital in Salem, Missouri?
If you are too lazy to chew your pie, you can go to $tarbuck$ and get it blended into you cuppa.
You sound British…
Nope, 100% American mutt. My English ancestors left good ol’ Blighty in 1633 and 37. My Scots ancestors left Northern Ireland in 1743 and 45. My Welsh ancestors left Wales in 1753 and 57. The German arm of the family got here 1800. I can enter the DAR from at least 3 angles that I know about. I haven’t checked out the Scruggs, Reesers, Wallers, Hinthorns or the Lannoms enough to say for sure about them.
We have some Wallers in my family twisted cedar…
Better than spelling, too, apparently.
What is wrong with the spelling? I caught it spelling sheriff….snicker.
I hate pumpkin pie, never eat it. Pumpkin pie ranks right up there with boiled peanuts, and okra. But I have, by all accounts, a great pumpkin pie recipe. And I prefer a fully engaged Afternoon Delight…
Better than morning sex in prison, at least.
Anything but pumpkin for me. In season pecan will do.
First is lemon meringue made by my mom, no one has come close. Those tiny golden dollops on top had me slobbering all over myself.
Maybe ya just need to pound back a bottle of cheap whisky and a bottle of viagra, Cederq! HAR HAR HAR!!!!
I should do that – and then proudly walk around the old stubfarts proudly showing off my rocket and making their women swoon…
It would be worth 30 days in the can! 🙂
I love that automated avatar I got on the blog too! He looks like he’s ready to spew and die any second!
Even with my age/memory, I remember nothing is better than morning sex or afternoon sex or evening sex or night sex or…….
Agreed. Tree Mike. Pumpkin pie is a distant 55th…
There’s only two types of sex.
Good sex and great sex.
I beg to differ with ya Nemo, there are three forms. Slack, limp, uninspired sex and you wondering if you should stop and perform advanced cardiac life support or shoot your wad and reach down and hustle into your trousers and just leave without a backwards glance…
I dunno; the worst I ever had was pretty good….
For you or her?
If you have to ask, you’re still a virgin.
Richard Pryor’s character Mudfoot had a different take. Only two kids of p***y – your first and your last. The rest in between is all gravy …
he needs to find a better sex partner if damn pie is better than the sex he is getting.
Pumpkin pie?!?!?!? Yeeeech.
Now maybe blueberry or cherry pie. Even apple.
“Pumpkin pie is just an excuse to eat nutmeg”—Garrison Keillor
Black Bottom pie, hands down!
NO WHIPPED CREAM? That’s illegal in most states.
Kid, BARF! That ruins anything whipped cream is put on!
Pumpkin pie with no whipped cream?
The only sex I can compare that to is the kind you have all by yourself.
Hopefully that’s pumpkin and not sweet potato.
It’s subliminal messaging, guys: CederQ is bragging that he eats pie in the AM.
/take-the-hint
SMDH
Mike_C, why are you referring to Salem Memorial District Hospital in Salem, Missouri?
If you are too lazy to chew your pie, you can go to $tarbuck$ and get it blended into you cuppa.
You sound British…
Nope, 100% American mutt. My English ancestors left good ol’ Blighty in 1633 and 37. My Scots ancestors left Northern Ireland in 1743 and 45. My Welsh ancestors left Wales in 1753 and 57. The German arm of the family got here 1800. I can enter the DAR from at least 3 angles that I know about. I haven’t checked out the Scruggs, Reesers, Wallers, Hinthorns or the Lannoms enough to say for sure about them.
We have some Wallers in my family twisted cedar…
Better than spelling, too, apparently.
What is wrong with the spelling? I caught it spelling sheriff….snicker.
I hate pumpkin pie, never eat it. Pumpkin pie ranks right up there with boiled peanuts, and okra. But I have, by all accounts, a great pumpkin pie recipe. And I prefer a fully engaged Afternoon Delight…
Better than morning sex in prison, at least.
Anything but pumpkin for me. In season pecan will do.
First is lemon meringue made by my mom, no one has come close. Those tiny golden dollops on top had me slobbering all over myself.