9 thoughts on “Not coffee either… caught a couple of melanin enhanced cook assistants trying to flavor the coffee urn in a mess hall whilst looking for the Mess NCO.”
That’s why it’s called a mess.
That’s what’s wrong with the youth of today no Mr. Potatoe Head
What? No grammar nazis
Rumor had it that the coffee urn in the messdeck had ‘accidentally’ been made with saltwater. No one really noticed.
Known a few people that would do that.
Asshole abound.
Improved the taste, did it??
Knew a guy years ago that was caught whizzing into the steam kettle while preparing the evening meal. The OOD just happened to walk in and saw him in the act.
He was immediately removed, Meal was dumped, and lunch boxes were served up.
Reduction in rate, 2 months restriction 2 months of half pay, then processed for other than honorable discharge.
The CO was not amused in the slightest
That’s why it’s called a mess.
That’s what’s wrong with the youth of today no Mr. Potatoe Head
What? No grammar nazis
Rumor had it that the coffee urn in the messdeck had ‘accidentally’ been made with saltwater. No one really noticed.
Known a few people that would do that.
Asshole abound.
Improved the taste, did it??
Knew a guy years ago that was caught whizzing into the steam kettle while preparing the evening meal. The OOD just happened to walk in and saw him in the act.
He was immediately removed, Meal was dumped, and lunch boxes were served up.
Reduction in rate, 2 months restriction 2 months of half pay, then processed for other than honorable discharge.
The CO was not amused in the slightest
Thank heavens it’s not cock-a-leekie soup!!!!