11 thoughts on “No where as suave as Bond, James Bond.

  1. “Sparkle Farts” just completely kicked over my gigglebox.
    If I ever have another pet, I know its name already.

    • I saw this earlier today while at work and it broke my heart.
      Like I needed another reason to stay the fuck out of Portland…

  2. 007 – FJB’s present IQ, and falling.
    007 – FJB’s number of functioning brain cells, and falling.
    007 – FJB’s number of remaining months until either impeached or Article 25 out on his worthless ass.
    007 – Number of days after FJB removal until “Dr” Jill files for divorce.
    007 – Number of days in each week since the “election” that I have said “Fuck Joe Biden!”.

    • I know huh? I can imagine Jill the doc says that to him when she changes his depends…

  3. The writer of the the theme song died the other day.

    The author rolling over in his grave.

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