Dude 1: I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a BMW for Christmas.
Dude 2: You can’t buy jewelry for your wife…they never like what you bought.
Dude 1: That’s why I got her the BMW. So she can drive her new car to the jewelery store to exchange it for something she likes.
Dude 2: I bought my old lady a vacuum and a dildo. That way, if she doesn’t like the vacuum, she can go fuck herself.
chances are you get some half assed card with “I love you” in it.
you know something they found at the dollar store.
but YOU better get them something real nice. yeah, right.
Dude 1: I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a BMW for Christmas.
Dude 2: You can’t buy jewelry for your wife…they never like what you bought.
Dude 1: That’s why I got her the BMW. So she can drive her new car to the jewelery store to exchange it for something she likes.
Dude 2: I bought my old lady a vacuum and a dildo. That way, if she doesn’t like the vacuum, she can go fuck herself.
Now that’s fuckin funny.
Yep funny shit right thar.
I’m stealing the fuck out of this one.
chances are you get some half assed card with “I love you” in it.
you know something they found at the dollar store.
but YOU better get them something real nice. yeah, right.