Keeping your pants on and legs together works even better. Don’t do the deed if you aren’t ready for eighteen years’ worth of consequences.
So you advocate the aspirin method? Have the girl place tab of aspirin between her legs and keep them closed?
It’s lefty chewing gum.
Keeping your pants on and legs together works even better.
Don’t do the deed if you aren’t ready for eighteen years’ worth of consequences.
So you advocate the aspirin method? Have the girl place tab of aspirin between her legs and keep them closed?
You can always use the method that keeps her quiet…
Are you sure?
That’s what his roommate packs his daily lunch in.