What do a man with diarrhea and a electric car owner have in common?
They both hope to make it home
Four guys are sitting at the liars table in a local restaurant and one asks “What is the fastest thing you know of?”
One guy says “A thought, it just pops into your head and can be gone in an instant.”
Another says “A blink, you don’t even see it unless you look for it.”
The third says “Light, when I walk into a dark room and hit the switch it is immediately filled with light.”
The last guy says “Diarrhea, last night an hour after I went to bed my gut started growling and before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I shit myself.”
You win!
Projectile vomiting is pretty fast. When your body decides certain things are better gotten rid of, it happens quickly!
50 yards to the Out House, by Willie Makit
Nothing worse than being in bumper to bumper… STOPPED traffic… in the Lincoln Tunnel when it hits.
One becomes INTIMATELY acquainted with the term “Clench”.
What do a man with diarrhea and a electric car owner have in common?
They both hope to make it home
Four guys are sitting at the liars table in a local restaurant and one asks “What is the fastest thing you know of?”
One guy says “A thought, it just pops into your head and can be gone in an instant.”
Another says “A blink, you don’t even see it unless you look for it.”
The third says “Light, when I walk into a dark room and hit the switch it is immediately filled with light.”
The last guy says “Diarrhea, last night an hour after I went to bed my gut started growling and before I could think, blink, or turn on the light, I shit myself.”
You win!
Projectile vomiting is pretty fast. When your body decides certain things are better gotten rid of, it happens quickly!
50 yards to the Out House, by Willie Makit
Nothing worse than being in bumper to bumper… STOPPED traffic… in the Lincoln Tunnel when it hits.
One becomes INTIMATELY acquainted with the term “Clench”.