9 thoughts on “My Life Distilled Into One Meme

  1. Pretty girls are a dime a dozen nowadays.

    Pretty girls that can fix elevators are as rare as a Unicorn sighting!

    I’ll take two, please.

  2. Both, so they have someone to talk to when I’m done and fall asleep a minute later.

    • Does that minute include the time to eat the pizza afterwards too?

      Asking for a friend …

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