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  1. well, yeah. it the reason why I switched from hydra shocks to FMJ for carry ammo.
    using the old Sig 226 these days. loaded with the active duty ammo by Winchester
    a nice flat tip/nose round that does a number on water filled 5 gallon buckets.
    one thing I do is try out ammo on a water filled 5 gallon bucket. fill the bucket and hammer the lid on. back up 25 yards and see what happens.
    I remember one time a asshole came into the ER at HUP. he was shot by a shotgun. the thing was the shot was like number 6 or so and he was a easy 300 pounds. on seeing the X-ray, the pellets never went in anymore than 2 inches.
    didn’t hit anything vital. they where ALL in the fat below the skin.
    I load slugs in my shotguns now a days.

    • He’s about the same size as a 250-300 lbs. Montana black bear. Now we both know that he could probably hold up to a few from a 10mm.

      • He’s got a thick hide, but if something goes awry you’ll be dealing with his “dog of death”.

        • As if most of you son of a bucks don’t have sillier issues like me. Can’t stop a head shot though, haven’t lost that ten pounds of ugly fat yet

  2. I wouldn’t have thought that you shot a 9mm of any chambering, Cederq. So if you’re not reloading the projectile yourself, do you make them into jewellery for the women who shoot you? I imagine that it’s rather like you popping a rather nasty pimple when you squeeze the bullet out!

    • I have been shot twice in the R foot, I was teaching a woman friend to shoot and was using a 22 semiauto and she had the pistol pointed down, so wasn’t covering me, but standing very close and for some reason put her finger into the trigger guard and let two off into my foot, lucky for me they were through and through, only slightly nicking a metatarsal bone on my third digit. Can any body else say they were shot? Yes, it hurt to holy hell! I can say it was one hell of night that night as she apologized over and over… Oh, and Johno, 9mm is for European fags.

      • Well I suppose you may have met some over there. Standard European loadings for 9 x 19mm make your Yank +P loads look wimpy. I used to run Austrian 9mm ball through my OMC 2/3 years ago, it made the Owen get up and bark! Shooting Yank factory ball in it was like it was full of dry soap, chug, chugga, chug.
        You and Kim DuToit can put your lace knickers on and waltz off into a dark corner together. I bet you have a.380 in your purse!
        The 9 x 22.8mm Steyr, 9 x 23mm Bergmann/Bayard are pretty warm, but the 9 x 25mm Mauser definitely is.

      • Aussie Mk.2Z ammo keeps cracking slides in the standard FN-made GP-35s. The AJs or SASR won’t change, but. They have a shitload of spare slides that they bought years ago, the atmourers just chuck the cracked ones in a big bucket. The Glocks or SIGs don’t break though.

  3. I told one of my Mexican pals that “That’s not fat! That’s a Cinderella belly. At midnight 10′ of crank comes flyin’ out. It comes flyin outa your ass!” He didn’t look happy.

  4. But, but, but, Joe Bribem says that 9mm rounds blow your lungs right out of your body. He must have been using them on a skinny person.

    …and I guess Lizzo the Fat must be impervious to all bullets.

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