11 thoughts on “More euphemisms for you congenital masturbators and death-grip syndromes”

1. Fuckin’ killjoys.

2. Must be the Proud Boys headquarters.

   https://www.businessinsider.com/proud-boys-inititiation-manual-details-no-wanks-masturbation-policy-2023-1?op=1

   • No wonder why they meet in groups, more stroking…for folking…

3. Sign outside the military field showers in the Sinai Desert near Sharm El-Sheik, Egypt – 1981.

4. How can you get any pudding if you don’t beat your meat?

   • Mayo you win innerwebz comment of the weekend with that one

     • Ahahaha! Also, I love that this comment came from a guy called Mayo.

5. Phweeewww!!!! At least dolphin flogging is still OK…

6. I’m just glad Viagra comes in a high-speed ointment.

7. I have no idea what those drawings mean.

8. Gherkin jerkin’ is still ok, got it.

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