5 thoughts on “More AI Tweaked Humor, Alien Style”
Pvt. Smith should have said, “Oh shit my underwear is on backwards as well”.
That’s fuckin funny shit right thar Phil, seems like your healin up well, good onya.
*SNERK*
Angry goose, indeed!
You forgot about the inevitable “Let’s find out if they taste like chicken”.
Nooooooooo way – you don’t know where they’ve been!
Just think of all the dumb stupid sh…tuff we humans have done to each other.
Alien: So we were hunkered down behind the wall and we saw a tree move and then a cow, a friggin bovine, came flying through the air at us. Like… “moooooooooo-kersplat” and we’re now all covered in splattered cow. Then the birds came. Humans call them crows and ravens… And say they bring death… Have you ever tried to be a sniper while a pack of ravens is stabbing at you to get all the dead chunks of bovine off of you? That’s when I got shot in the foot by one of our energy weapons the humans must have stolen, yeah, shot in the foot by humans…
Pvt. Smith should have said, “Oh shit my underwear is on backwards as well”.
That’s fuckin funny shit right thar Phil, seems like your healin up well, good onya.
*SNERK*
Angry goose, indeed!
You forgot about the inevitable “Let’s find out if they taste like chicken”.
Nooooooooo way – you don’t know where they’ve been!
Just think of all the dumb stupid sh…tuff we humans have done to each other.
Alien: So we were hunkered down behind the wall and we saw a tree move and then a cow, a friggin bovine, came flying through the air at us. Like… “moooooooooo-kersplat” and we’re now all covered in splattered cow. Then the birds came. Humans call them crows and ravens… And say they bring death… Have you ever tried to be a sniper while a pack of ravens is stabbing at you to get all the dead chunks of bovine off of you? That’s when I got shot in the foot by one of our energy weapons the humans must have stolen, yeah, shot in the foot by humans…