10 thoughts on “Men, do you have this problem in your household?”
And every mother of a teenage male with a ladle in her hand has thought, “Wonder how good it would feel to hit him on the back of his head?” while he was being cooperative and setting the table for dinner.
The answer is…Damn satisfying.
I know what feelings she has when you tell your mother to fluck off and she has a hard tine rack in her hand and you make a stupid mistake of turning your back with no shirt on…
My mother didn’t wonder. She just wacked you without warning.
If she didn’t know what you’d done to deserve it that day, you did.
Pillow therapy.
Attacking a sleeping, utterly defenseless man is totally stunning and brave, yet somehow just so fucking cowardly, oops I meant “womanly”.
This shit needs to be corrected in their little minds immediately.
There is just one thing to say ladies – Don’t fucking miss eh?.
And THAT’S why an armed marriage is a polite marriage.
Mutually assured destruction.
Not anymore
Nope, never had the problem. I try to treat my Eternal Companion right.
Most of the time I succeed.
Must be the female version of “How many years would I get” versus “How long can I put up with her shit”.
And every mother of a teenage male with a ladle in her hand has thought, “Wonder how good it would feel to hit him on the back of his head?” while he was being cooperative and setting the table for dinner.
The answer is…Damn satisfying.
I know what feelings she has when you tell your mother to fluck off and she has a hard tine rack in her hand and you make a stupid mistake of turning your back with no shirt on…
My mother didn’t wonder. She just wacked you without warning.
If she didn’t know what you’d done to deserve it that day, you did.
Pillow therapy.
Attacking a sleeping, utterly defenseless man is totally stunning and brave, yet somehow just so fucking cowardly, oops I meant “womanly”.
This shit needs to be corrected in their little minds immediately.
There is just one thing to say ladies – Don’t fucking miss eh?.
And THAT’S why an armed marriage is a polite marriage.
Mutually assured destruction.
Not anymore
Nope, never had the problem. I try to treat my Eternal Companion right.
Most of the time I succeed.
Must be the female version of “How many years would I get” versus “How long can I put up with her shit”.