You know you’re an old fart when you’re more interested in the sammich than the tart!
HAR HAR HAR!!!
😂👍
Some lucky bastid is living his best life, good for him!
That sammich looks good.
If you can’t make a sandwich to feed yourself, go live with your mother.
Where is the love and caring for your man? You are just plain cold.
No, I’m not cold, but I have lived with a man who literally didn’t know how to feed himself. One time he woke me up in the middle of the night to fix him something to eat. And 50 years later, it still irks me.
Honey, we are. She’s upstairs.
Fine sandwich. She can chop my veggies anytime.
I’ll take that sammich with a side of tits…I mean, fries.
I watched it 4 times before I could remember what kind of sammich it was.
Sammich?
With tits like that, and the cute face, I don’t fucking care what she puts on the bread, I’ll be happy with it.
You know you’re an old fart when you’re more interested in the sammich than the tart!
HAR HAR HAR!!!
😂👍
Some lucky bastid is living his best life, good for him!
That sammich looks good.
If you can’t make a sandwich to feed yourself, go live with your mother.
Where is the love and caring for your man? You are just plain cold.
No, I’m not cold, but I have lived with a man who literally didn’t know how to feed himself. One time he woke me up in the middle of the night to fix him something to eat. And 50 years later, it still irks me.
Honey, we are. She’s upstairs.
Fine sandwich. She can chop my veggies anytime.
I’ll take that sammich with a side of tits…I mean, fries.
I watched it 4 times before I could remember what kind of sammich it was.
Sammich?
With tits like that, and the cute face, I don’t fucking care what she puts on the bread, I’ll be happy with it.
Now that’s a keeper.