14 thoughts on “Mach 0.00000314159265359 is my speed.

  1. We know that.
    Did you prefer to ride towards the back of the short bus , or up front so you could get to your home room quicker?

  2. All you have to do is be fast enough to outrun your friend(s) so that the bear eats them instead of you.

  3. Look, just about ANYthing is faster than Congress!
    (Exception: voting for a raise in pay for themselves)

    • Another exception – speed to get to the news camera for free publicity and ego-boo. Getting between a camera and a politician will place yourself in harm’s way.

  4. He only has two speeds and you don’t like this one you sure ain’t going to like the other

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