12 thoughts on “Lord How I Hate This!

  1. can’t stand it. tried a taste once. fuck that shit. I stay with coffee.
    tea if I have too, although I do drink some if I get sick.

    • You must not have a moustache.
      The hairs get caught in the flip tab and when you tilt the can down after taking a drink it yanks the fucker out by the roots.

      • Oh I’ve got the hairy face to do that, but I haven’t had anything from a can like that in so long that I can’t remember last when I did. I drink coffee, some tea, and water, lotsa water.

  2. I’m waiting to see if they come out with that in IV bags…just shoot the shit straight into the veins.

    • I prefer the Monsters in the blue can.
      However, you sound like me.
      They say if you drink too much of the stuff it will give you the shakes.
      I prefer to go straight to vibrate.

      • I have either a 5 hour shot and a Red Bull for breakfast with my smoke and another 5 hour shot for lunch, or the other way around.
        People tell me “you’ll have a heart attack if you keep doing that!”
        I tell them, shit, it’s probably the only thing keeping that shriveled up, ice cold, blackened ebony organ still thumping

    • A lab I once worked in had a jar of reagent grade caffeine on the shelf. One of the guys used to snort lines of it. Said it burned like hell, but lit him right up. No thanks.

  3. Hair? I thought it was the antenna of a bug. That’s the reason I’ll never drink vending machine coffee anymore.
    Stay safe

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