23 thoughts on “Like I Needed Another Reason NOT To Go To Portland”

1. If that’s considered “normal” wear in Portland we need to nuke it from orbit. That’s the only way to be sure.

2. I have to ask: was that an actual girl or a trans dude? I didn’t have my audio on.

   Seems like a small build but more flat chested than I am. (71 year old fat dude)

   • Listening to her voice, that’s a woman. Crazy, but still a woman, IMHO. Probably headed to her barista job at one of the original Starfucks.

3. Oof. That one is certifiable. What disturbs me even more though is the face on that cat. Did someone stick a hot poker up it’s ass? I’ve seen cats make some weird faces, but I’ve never seen anything like that.

4. I have to go up to that shit on Oct 9 for a doc appointment. Oh lucky me…

   • Just wear your furrie outfit, or better yet go as a trannie.

   • Everybody mark your calendars to pray for Kevin on Oct 9th.

     • So noted.

5. Somebody has stuck their dick in that

   • Probably looked different when he yanked it out.

6. “Spunk” – look it up in the urban dictionary. I will wait…,

7. One of the pleasures of living in my small town is never having to worry about turning around a corner and having to avoid gagging after seeing something like that.

8. Well, at least she’s not a fat pig.

   • Well, no need to lower your standards just cos you want a little strange.

     • Are you sure?

9. The mind boggles at the thought of how she dresses when going to a party and she wants to go REALLY wild …

10. The more I see if this, the more I’m glad we got the heck out of Portlandia.

11. Amerika ist verloren. Bleib ubrig.

12. I’d hit that……….with a 2×4.

13. I don’t think you could hit stranger….but I’m only 70…..

14. Her Mom is a prostitute, watch the video again.

    • ps nice body, shockingly no visible tats, maybe there’s hope yet.

15. Are you sure?

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