More men would respond to their womens’ screams at the sight of a spider if they had a… Wait a minute! Bug-A-Salt gun to the RESCUE! These things are GREAT! The Bug-A-Salt gun was OBVIOUSLY the product of men and beer, and will keep men and beer entertained for HOURS! ‘Even says on the package “Beer not included!” ‘Even has a laser sight! Point it at a fly, spider, or whatever kinda bug, and “if they’re red, they’re dead!” Yeah, they’re a little pricey and look like toys, but they WORK EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED! Heck; the toy aspect of the thing isn’t a bug, it’s a FEATURE that will bring out the kid in even the most gnarled, gray-haired, red-blooded American boy! Do it! Buy it! You know you want one!
I’ve had one for about 3 years, it’s in the Motor Home and is PERFECT for camping! You can blast the bees and other flying uglies off of anything without harm.
I have the original, no laser – but if I really, really wanted one I could retrofit some of the laser stuff I have hanging around the house. Laser pointers are cheap!
More men would respond to their womens’ screams at the sight of a spider if they had a… Wait a minute! Bug-A-Salt gun to the RESCUE! These things are GREAT! The Bug-A-Salt gun was OBVIOUSLY the product of men and beer, and will keep men and beer entertained for HOURS! ‘Even says on the package “Beer not included!” ‘Even has a laser sight! Point it at a fly, spider, or whatever kinda bug, and “if they’re red, they’re dead!” Yeah, they’re a little pricey and look like toys, but they WORK EXACTLY AS ADVERTISED! Heck; the toy aspect of the thing isn’t a bug, it’s a FEATURE that will bring out the kid in even the most gnarled, gray-haired, red-blooded American boy! Do it! Buy it! You know you want one!
I’ve had one for about 3 years, it’s in the Motor Home and is PERFECT for camping! You can blast the bees and other flying uglies off of anything without harm.
I have the original, no laser – but if I really, really wanted one I could retrofit some of the laser stuff I have hanging around the house. Laser pointers are cheap!
Or if household cleaners smelled like Hoppes 9.