3 thoughts on “Just rude to bust in when a man is doing what a man needs doing.

  1. In the college dorm it was a penny taped over the key entry, so the returning roommate would know you were entertaining a female guest…or being entertained.

  2. Its also the best way to embarass teenagers. The oldest has been sexually active since she was 13, so you put a sock on her younger sister’s doorhandle on the nights that she is sleeping alone…

    You can also put a sock on a closet door, the garage door, or more hilariously, the front door.

    When I was dating in the 90’s, we would just pause mid-coitus when the little brats would barge in, and start again after telling them to get out.

  3. I used to jackoff ijn the dirty clothes hamper. My mom caught me and I told her I was pre-starching the clothes. She beat my ass with a hairbrush. Never got over that. She really got mad when I whacked on the clothesline stuff. My Aunt Sookie just watched from upstairs and laughed.

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