8 thoughts on “Just had some “Witnesses” stop by and solicited their version of Paradise.”

  1. Many many moons ago I had a ‘witness’ at my door. I told him that he is welcome for a visit, but NO religion. We had a wonderful visit.
    A few weeks later he called and asked if his dad could join. Told him that the same rule applied.
    But dad of course could not abide my my rules, so I ended up throwing them out, respectfully. Never saw them again.

  2. I never understood why the post office doesn’t hire them to deliver the mail.
    They’re going anyway.

  3. I always used to tell them I did’t see the accident. Have never had them come around to my current place in ~30 years, that I’m aware of anyway.

  4. Our local barber was a Witness and stopped one evening when a buddy and I were draining quarts of beer. The barber decided to join us in quaffing beer and left with three quarts under his belt. Watched him drive off down the road and he wasn’t very steady. Never came back. On another occasion a group of Witnesses stopped and pushed the new girl up to the door to talk to me. When she asked if I was worried about nuclear war I said no and she asked why. I told her that during the Dark Ages the plague killed half the people in Europe and the population came back. She said “I never thought of that” and the other three drug her back to the car. They never came back either. Likely had to reprogram the poor girl.

  6. I had a couple of ’em show up on Thanksgiving morning and they were dressed like pimps. I asked them “Nothing better to do today boys?” They just left without mentioning anything or even complimenting me on my new OWB holster.

    How rude.

  7. About once a week the witnesses showed up on a pal’s porch. They were ignored. One morning he saw a couple headed his way. He answered the door in his tidy whiteys. Male thumper asked if they could come in. “She can but you can’t.” Never saw them again.

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