How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t Black? You ever take a rib from a black man?
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
How do you know Adam and Eve weren’t Black? You ever take a rib from a black man?
You sayin the rib from a black man is black???
Adam was lounging around the Garden of Eden one day when he observed that, excepting himself, all the other creatures great and small had female companions. Puzzling on this discrepancy for a while, he finally asked God why he hadn’t been provided a female companion in the same fashion. God, upon hearing his query, asked what exactly he’d like. Adam replied that he wanted a beautiful woman with a pleasant disposition, a great sense of humor, who is faithful, loving, caring, feminine, and would never nag him or bust his balls over stupid stuff.
After a brief pause, God informed Adam that he would have to give up one eye, half his brain, his left arm and his right leg in order for God to fashion him such a companion. Adam, naturally, was a bit taken aback by this request. Finally after mulling it over for a minute he asked God “so what can I get for a rib?”
Ruckus, love that joke thanks for the reminder
Oldie/goodie
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