Will you be able to harness them out of a wheelchair and see where ya going?
8 thoughts on “Johno, here is your Bison (American Buffalo) team for your transportation, more your speed”
Best burger I’ve ever had was a bison
burger. Second to none, is ground venison with bacon grease mixed in. Yum!
I like Bison steaks, never had hamburger from one, hamburger is basically shredded steak…
See? I can’t even see the picture. Is that two bison cows harnessed?
yes
And the beasts are just walking down the road here a dozen at a time.
So much snow here this year both the bison and the moose have come out of the woods just so they can get away from the wolves.
And the snow just keeps coming.
Miss Sandy, I’ve tried to stir old Unfuck/Sternie into making some official Asylum dog-tags, so you can ‘treat’ them when the northern hemisphere winter is over (they’d be a bit chilly right now). But all he wants to do is fold metal into lovely patterns, then turn those forgings into knife blades. Fancy wanting to run things as a proper business for his paying customers! There is one aspect that has me concerned, if he is heating up pizza (again) in his forge, he may smear sauce over the address book: I don’t want him shipping the Asylum tags to the wrong bloody destination, as the whole American-English thing stresses him a bit, even after a calming tea from his Russian samovar. Now, given that Cederq has been on a serious programme to regain his lost weight, if he gets his bulldog paws on them, the thought of those tags nestled in between his man-boobs just ruins the whole concept for me!
Hey, I got me six-pack tits…
No, I don’t want to think about that. I just want to fantasise about Sandy and the other ladies that visit the toolshed. As for Deathray’s bison and moose, where are the photos? Didn’t happen, that’s why. He’ll be telling us about bighorn sheep and mountain goats taking a cable car ride to the top of the hill next.
Best burger I’ve ever had was a bison
burger. Second to none, is ground venison with bacon grease mixed in. Yum!
I like Bison steaks, never had hamburger from one, hamburger is basically shredded steak…
See? I can’t even see the picture. Is that two bison cows harnessed?
yes
And the beasts are just walking down the road here a dozen at a time.
So much snow here this year both the bison and the moose have come out of the woods just so they can get away from the wolves.
And the snow just keeps coming.
Miss Sandy, I’ve tried to stir old Unfuck/Sternie into making some official Asylum dog-tags, so you can ‘treat’ them when the northern hemisphere winter is over (they’d be a bit chilly right now). But all he wants to do is fold metal into lovely patterns, then turn those forgings into knife blades. Fancy wanting to run things as a proper business for his paying customers! There is one aspect that has me concerned, if he is heating up pizza (again) in his forge, he may smear sauce over the address book: I don’t want him shipping the Asylum tags to the wrong bloody destination, as the whole American-English thing stresses him a bit, even after a calming tea from his Russian samovar. Now, given that Cederq has been on a serious programme to regain his lost weight, if he gets his bulldog paws on them, the thought of those tags nestled in between his man-boobs just ruins the whole concept for me!
Hey, I got me six-pack tits…
No, I don’t want to think about that. I just want to fantasise about Sandy and the other ladies that visit the toolshed. As for Deathray’s bison and moose, where are the photos? Didn’t happen, that’s why. He’ll be telling us about bighorn sheep and mountain goats taking a cable car ride to the top of the hill next.