6 thoughts on “I’ve tried… I have failed Johno… I hang my head utter shame.”
Well then, Cederq, I wish you’d tried a bit harder. There are times that I could have used reminders.
It’s about time too, that you posted it meme addressed at me that I can actually see. The old iPhone I’m using doesn’t display most of your (t)witty memes or photos. However, the ones over at Irish’s place come up bright and shiny, it must be something to do with the higher quality of pics that he sources, and/or the cute redhead chicks in them; as opposed to the hairy, grossly overweight lesbians that you seem to have a fetish for.
But, please, don’t ever get me idea of getting into a battle with Wirecutter over who can find the fugliest girly pics to display. Phil has come pretty close a number of times, and the readers here are still traumatised.
You don’t know what you don’t know.
The easiest way to have them prove to themselves they are stupid:
“Okay, you figure this out. I’ll wait.”
Works every
single
time.
You know they have admitted to themselves, but not to you, when they finally come back and tell you how much of an asshole you are.
Walk away from stupid, lazy or crazy. Do not engage!
It’s not your fault that he didn’t listen when he was told if you keep doing that you’ll go blind
No, but it can be fun, and if done in public, completely humiliating for them, which is worth it on its own.
Well then, Cederq, I wish you’d tried a bit harder. There are times that I could have used reminders.
It’s about time too, that you posted it meme addressed at me that I can actually see. The old iPhone I’m using doesn’t display most of your (t)witty memes or photos. However, the ones over at Irish’s place come up bright and shiny, it must be something to do with the higher quality of pics that he sources, and/or the cute redhead chicks in them; as opposed to the hairy, grossly overweight lesbians that you seem to have a fetish for.
But, please, don’t ever get me idea of getting into a battle with Wirecutter over who can find the fugliest girly pics to display. Phil has come pretty close a number of times, and the readers here are still traumatised.
You don’t know what you don’t know.
The easiest way to have them prove to themselves they are stupid:
“Okay, you figure this out. I’ll wait.”
Works every
single
time.
You know they have admitted to themselves, but not to you, when they finally come back and tell you how much of an asshole you are.
Walk away from stupid, lazy or crazy. Do not engage!
It’s not your fault that he didn’t listen when he was told if you keep doing that you’ll go blind
No, but it can be fun, and if done in public, completely humiliating for them, which is worth it on its own.