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You whining losers! Damn, if I don’t fall down, usually doing some damage, I don’t know that I’m awake, up and living yet. I’m one of Elastoplast’s best customers!
Cederq, take comfort that if one day you suffer a debilitating stroke and collapse, being unable to call for help, that your body (live or dead) will provide much sustenance for Guido until the neighbours find the stink unbearable, and finally call the cops.
You whining losers! Damn, if I don’t fall down, usually doing some damage, I don’t know that I’m awake, up and living yet. I’m one of Elastoplast’s best customers!
Cederq, take comfort that if one day you suffer a debilitating stroke and collapse, being unable to call for help, that your body (live or dead) will provide much sustenance for Guido until the neighbours find the stink unbearable, and finally call the cops.