“See this button? If you push it, VERY bad things are going to happen.”
“Bad things are going to happen if you push this button.”
“If you push this button, a mofo will dump the fury of HELL on your ARSE…”
Of course, the Darwinian response from the usual suspects is inevitable.
Which reminds me, fellas… but I gotta ask: what have you done with our prime minister? If I see a pair of skinny legs sticking out of a dumpster with pink socks on… I will be very cross with the lot of you! You have enough of your own shitlibs to shoot at without poaching on ours!
No worries, we will gladly let you take care of your own version of Barack Obama.
What if I have moved to modern tech and my button is now just a touch screen thing…amazing now often I “accidentally” swipe that thing
Well that’s the problem, isn’t it.
You can tell these people:
“See this button? If you push it, VERY bad things are going to happen.”
“Bad things are going to happen if you push this button.”
“If you push this button, a mofo will dump the fury of HELL on your ARSE…”
Of course, the Darwinian response from the usual suspects is inevitable.
Which reminds me, fellas… but I gotta ask: what have you done with our prime minister? If I see a pair of skinny legs sticking out of a dumpster with pink socks on… I will be very cross with the lot of you! You have enough of your own shitlibs to shoot at without poaching on ours!
No worries, we will gladly let you take care of your own version of Barack Obama.
What if I have moved to modern tech and my button is now just a touch screen thing…amazing now often I “accidentally” swipe that thing