5 thoughts on “Is this what you meant Filthie?

  1. This is no laughing matter, Cederq! Just asking a legitimate question like this – at the wrong time of the month with the wrong woman – can get ya kilt or seriously hurt! And the courts will rule it a justifiable homo-cide too! ☠️

    But I suppose that if nothing else, we are rational but dangerous men with inquiring minds, Cederq! Consider: 25% of North American women are psychotropic drugs and anti-depressants. Others live with cats, and still others are on the rag 24/7/365.

    Could male “fusiliers” somehow be involved or at fault? Errr…a word to the wise, men… this probably isn’t a topic for discussion with womenfolk…

    • Yes, yes it is. My wife of 47 years thought it was funnier than hell.
      Also, I don’t have a regular wife or marriage.My wife suffered terribly from PMS, so after decades of misery, she finally found a Gynecologist that would remove her “alien” (her description). Sometime later while singing the praises of her hysterectomy to a friend, I popped up with “Yeah, she’s not half the bitch she used to be since I got her spayed”. The gal we were talking to was shocked and amazed, my wife almost wet herself laughing SO hard. She stole that line from like it was hers. Yeah, I’m a lucky fucking bastard, and a happy guy, despite Clown World.
      Oh yeah, she’s a great cook.

  2. Heard that again recently and it’s one of the funniest lines, can’t wait to use it soon.

  3. I was making a right turn in my aging Jeep Wrangler. The turn signal has a propensity for turning off prematurely, and did so this time. All of a sudden there’s this behemoth broad in a truck to my left who starts screaming “DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE YOUR RIGHT TURNS WITHOUT TURN SIGNALS???” Never mind the fact that I was indeed MAKING a right turn and had to stop because she started screaming at me. Never mind the fact that she was in the left lane at a full stop on a green light holding up everyone behind her. No, I was an EVIL MAN! I reciprocated with “HEY, LADY! Did the string break off of your TAMPON???” The implosion inside that truck is still talked about today…

    Push back. It the only way this kind of thing will end…

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