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Embrace the Crocs, Cederq!
Come over to the Dark Sideā¦.!
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You’ll need spurs to ride your boyfriend.
No self-respecting Cowboy would even consider wearing the likes of those!
Good lord.
But that is funnier than hell.
“…Mommas, don’t let yer babies grow up to be stubfarts…”
“Stubfarts” – good one!